Ccfong’s self defence workshop for fund raising For Sexual Assault Care Centre

Today’s story is not a story that looks like a story…

Hmmm…….. Then what la???

Well, you know that Fong Chun Cheong has somehow recovered some strength in his legs through martial arts and national TV had broadcast this fat joker wanting to jump down but scared to die and in the end never die and became a story teller and then learn karate and then walk again and so on…

And then hor, recently you may have read in the news or facebook that there is a Fund Raising Campaign going on to raise fund for Sexual Assault Care Centre.

So hence and thus, this not so story story will write on Fong Chun Cheong doing his part for fund raising for Sexual Assault Care Centre (SACC).

Sexual Assault can happen to anyone – be it a Yin Feng Shui practitioner or a story teller or a disabled personnel or a wheelchair triathlete or a ghostbuster or etc. And it is a scary and demoralizing trauma to the victims.

There are a lot of classifications with regards to Sexual Assault.

In this not so story story, I will focus on attacker sexually assault a victim – can be molest, attempt rape, etc.

Usually, attacker will find someone he thinks is weaker than himself so he can gain advantage over the victim and then satisfy his pleasure. Thus, I think I am in a dangerous and vulnerable position. You see ah, I can’t run and so huge body size that looks yummy to the attacker. Furthermore, I am a vegetarian for 20 years liao and it is a healthier choice for the attacker….

In a serious note, anyone of us can be in danger and sexual assault can happen to anyone of us. And if it happens to me, I will have double post trauma stress disorders and I would have jumped to my (game over) 2 times.

Thus, prevention is always an option better than cure.

Therefore as a part in my fund raising, I will conduct a 1.5 hour self defence workshop conducted by myself (first time in history) probably held at Shitoryu Karate Association on a saturday evening. Details to be confirmed at a later stage. Most probably would be on 11 October 2014 from 7pm to 8.30pm.

The theme of the workshop will be “Self Defence Against Sexual Assault” and it will focus on the techniques on how a (weaker) victim or defender (like myself) can defend against a (stronger) attacker.

The workshop is only for donors who donate $30 or more to SACC through

This is a fund raising campaign and NEITHER NOR Fong Chun Cheong will handle these monies. All donations will go straight to SACC.

And you can laugh at me in this workshop and you can “attempt rape” on me to test my self defence skills and 后果自负 (after fruits ownself bear)….

Jokes aside, this workshop will equip you with the knowledge and techniques on how to self defence yourself against any sexual assault. And let’s say lucky or not lucky, if you or your closed ones is being sexual assault and you are there, you can self defend and also protect your loved ones beside you.

Remember: The best solution is not through any fights but however, if you are left with no choice but to fight, learning self defence will provide you with a calm mind and increase your chance of defending yourself (even your own life) in any emergency event that you need to fight.

Furthermore, this is the first time Fong Chun Cheong is conducting a self defence workshop and there confirm have lots of funs and many things to laugh at Fong Chun Cheong one. Hehehehehehehehehehe

I look forward to your support in this fund raising campaign and also your attendance to my self defence workshop and you can prepare eggs and throw at me if my performance is not up to your standard. For those who throw eggs at me, please clean up the mess after the workshop – if not my sensei will throw more eggs at me ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today’s story, there is no support

If wanna support, you may go to and donate to SACC. And If don’t want to attend my workshop, any amount of donations is welcome :)

Fund raising campaign ends at 10th October 2014.

Once again, I thank you for your support and I will continue to write more stories for you and me and the hungry ghost that entered the maid’s body.

As at for now, this is Fong Chun Cheong, testing out the self defence techniques on my sensei, signing off…..

******************sign off*********************



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